you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time
Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
you may face battle the bride
face battle me in the rain
You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
- Mom: Why aren't you doing homework?
- Me: I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
- Me: When I graduate, I want to still be me.
- && if you don't learn anything you won't own anything : ) .
Im sick of being pushovered because I can’t help but be nice and let you off the hook every single time. Dont come home til you gimme my $$ beeetch .